Peter:'So Juan, what do you fancy having?'
Juan:'I'm not sure. There's lots of food and dishes from around the world on this menu. You've eaten here before, what's the chicken vindaloo curry like?'
Peter:'It's very hot. The last time I had it, my mouth was burning for about 15 minutes. To be honest, it's a bit bland, it doesn't really taste of anything. If you want to have a curry, I would recommend the tikka masala, it's spicy, they use about 15 different spices in it, but it's not hot. I like it, it's really tasty.'
Juan:'I'm not sure I want Indian food. And the fish and chips?'
Peter:'Although I'm English, I don't like it, it's greasy. It's covered in too much oil for me.'
Juan:'What are the salads like here? They have a caesar salad, is it ok?'
Peter:'Well, yeah. I had it a couple of years ago and it was good. They use fried bacon in the salad as well, which is strange for a caesar salad. The iceberg lettuce and the bacon were very crispy, they make a noise when you first chew them. It has fried croutons, which were so crunchy.
Juan:'Just to be sure that I understand you correctly, croutons are the small pieces of cold fried bread you get in the salad?'
Peter:'That's correct. They are almost like eating a savoury biscuit, or as the Americans call them, cookie.'
Juan:'I hope the caesar sauce here isn't too creamy. In some places it is, it's like you are having a salad with a savoury milkshake. Not good.'