Waiter:'Buenos noches, quieres cenar?'
Customer 1:'Sorry, do you speak English?'
Waiter:'Yes, I do. Good evening, would you like to order food?'
Customer 1:'Yes, we would.'
Waiter:'A table for two?'
Customer 1:'Yes.'
Waiter:'Inside or outside?'
Customer 1:'Outside, please.'
Waiter:'Please follow me.'
20 seconds later:
'Is this table ok?'
Customer 1:'No, it's very near the road. What about that table?'
Waiter:'Sorry, I'm afraid it's reserved. How about this table?'
Customer 1:'Yes, it's fine.'
Waiter:'I'll go and bring you the menus in English.'
2 minutes later:
'Here you are. The drinks we have are at the back of the menu. We also have a separate wine list, which shows you what wines we have.'Customer 1:'Thank you.'
Waiter:'I'll leave you to look at the menu.'
Customer 1:'Thank you.'
5 minutes later:
Waiter:'What would you like to drink?'
Customer 1:'Can I have glass of red house wine, please.'
Waiter:'OK. And for you, madam.'
Customer 2:'I'll have a Coca Cola.'
Waiter:'With ice?'
Customer 2:'No, without is fine.'
Waiter:'Would you like water with your meal?'
Customer 1:'Yes, we would. A bottle of mineral water, do you have Perrier?'
Waiter:'I'm afraid we don't. We have Evian. Is that ok?'
Customer 1:'That's ok.'
Waiter:'Would you like still or sparkling water?'
Customer 2:'I don't like water with gas or bubbles, so no sparkling water for me.'
Customer 1:'Can we have a bottle of still mineral water, please.'
Waiter:'Of course. I'll go and bring you your drinks.'